Tuesday, May 5, 2009

Deutschland!


Hello all,

Been VERY busy the last couple of days, and have been in the air for 8 hours in the last 24 (ugh). Anyway, Frankfurt is awesome, I really love Germany as a country! Got checked in the hotel today (they let me check in 4 hours early, big bonus points!), and I spent much of the afternoon walking around Frankfurt. Saw some signs that Dweezil Zappa is playing a tribute to his dad, man I hope that comes to the U.S. it would be awesome! Had Currywurst for dinner, it's one of my 2 favorite foods here (the other being a Doner Kabob sandwich)

Took a short nap, and went to dinner at an Irish Pub and watched soccer with the other 100 people there (or Football as pretty much everyone else in the world calls it).

Gonna sleep in a little, have breakfast, then take the train back to the airport. Then it's off to the homeland...I am ready to be home to say the least!

Sunday, May 3, 2009

Euros, Dollars, Dirhams, and Pounds....


It's my last day in Abu Dhabi. I leave tomorrow to head back to Cairo until Tuesday, where I will be visiting a local swim club and giving suggestions on a business model. This is becoming increasingly important in the Middle East, and they simply don't have the experience or know-how to set up things like this. As some of you know, I started my own business last year (www.globalswim.com) where I do consulting work with swim teams on how to best run an efficient program. I was taken to dinner 2 evenings ago by the president of the UAE Federation, and he asked me if I was willing to contract some consulting in the next year, so economy down and all, it may be a good year for me and my business!

Let me tell you about cell phones over here. They are relatively new to people here, and EVERYONE has one! They obviously aren't to the point where the phones are annoying yet, but when they ring, they WILL NOT answer it until their ring tone has completed the song (maybe 30 seconds long, and voices of Eminem, Fitty Cent, and Akon fill the air (usually at the loudest volume possible!).

VERY windy here today, and you can see the sandstorms in the distance, and a cloud of sand immerses downtown Abu Dhabi on the horizon...

My next report will come from Cairo, then from Frankfurt, Germany (I wish I had more time to stay here, as I really like Germany a lot!)

Have a great weekend everyone!

Ron

Saturday, May 2, 2009

Abu Dhabi Facts


I have spent countless hours talking to the people here, and have learned a ton of information since my stay here! Here is some of what I learned:

1) Abu Dhabi has only been a country for 38 years!

2) There are NO taxes here (hard to believe, I know, but true!)

3) Abu Dhabi is an island

4) People from about 30 different countries live here

5) It has gotten as hot as 118 degrees here in the summer...ugh!

6) 95% of the population practice Islam

7) Abu Dhabi is the site of offshore boating events, martial arts events, and the 2010 World Swimming Championships

8) In Formula Indy street racing, usually a course is set up to meet the needs of a large city (ex: Long Beach). Here: they created a course FIRST, then built a huge city around it to meet the course's needs! INSANE!!!

9) The internets screens and blocks a large percentage of information as to protect religious values and beliefs ( AOL Instant Messenger program wont work here)

10) UAE houses the largest aquarium in the world

One more day of the clinic, woo hoo! I am definately ready to head back soon, I can only stand so much heat and hospitality! BTW, asked to have my laundry done this morning, a few hours later it came back, every article of clothing was washed (and had the best smell ever!), perfectly folded, and my shirts and pants pressed and starched...I couldnt believe how nice it was!!!

Had a wonderful dinner last night at a huge outdoor courtyard under palm trees with singing troubadors and a nice ocean breeze, I could EASILY get spoiled here! But alas, I must admit I can only put up with seeing billions of dollars in wealth for only so long, reality calls!

Will report again soon, goodnite all!

Ron

Friday, May 1, 2009

The ideal resident for the UAE


Hello all, sorry for the delay in posting, been very busy and up very late (3am) the last couple of days...

DEFINATELY enjoying Abu Dhabi more than Cairo. It reminds me of California in many ways, I can see why many Americans take jobs here: the city is very similar to the US, and they get paid LOTS of money for a few years, then leave! The coach directors here have been very gracious in showing me the city, treating me to wonderful meals, and educating me on the history here...Last night we went out for pizza, and it was actually quite good. On the pizza? I can honestly say that I have never had a seafood pizza with cheese, shrimp, calimari, and caviar on it. It sounded disgusting at first, but was quite good! Of course I had my orange Fanta with it, lol. We then went out for coffee till around 12:30, at a coffee shop. Everyone knows each other here, it's a very social country!!

The clinic is going ok, I am not very happy with the time I have to cover lots of information. The Muslem people pray 5 times a day here, and specific times during the day. While teaching the clinic last night, my translator instructed me that we need to take a 10 min break for prayer, which I was fine with. What I WASN'T fine with is that everyone showed up 1 hour later! The non-Muslems were getting a bit irate at the whole ordeal, and were getting mad at me (to which I obviously had no control!). When I asked another coach what was going on, he said that basically praying only takes 5 min, but that everyone likes to socialize afterwards. So while I am waiting and twiddling my thumbs, they are outside the mosque chatting, having coffee and a smoke, and enjoying life! I definately don't yet understand why they do some of the things they do...

Tonight more clinic, then we are going to a professional soccer match which is held at the Sports Club where I am staying. Soccer (their football) is as big as our college football, and there will be 30,000 people here tonight. As I have never been to a pro soccer match, I'm looking forward to it. Afterwards, the UAE National Team coach (an American) is goint to take me out on the town. Should be interesting!

Five more days till I get home! Can't wait to eat normal food and take chances with the Swine Flu (obviously, Swine flu won't get here, as it is forbidden to eat / touch / have any contact with pigs...

Till next time!

Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Abu Dhabi: Boca Raton on Steroids!


Good evening everyone! Well, I just can't express to you in words my experience in Abu Dhabi. If you won the billion dollar lottery, and you didn't know what to do with your money, you would have created this city! The capital of the UAE, A.D. as I'll call it is rich. FILTHY rich. And when I say filthy, I mean because of OIL.

After a solid night sleep last night, went to work out and for a run this morning. Was nice to work out again, but struggled a little after not having done anything for 2 weeks ( I hate sliding back a few steps!). But after a great lunch (I won't rave about the food anymore, you know how good it is!), I met the directors of the clinic here, and we proceeded to drive to the school where the clinic was being held. Upon the drive downtown, we passed building after building of superior architecture skyscrapers. I was amazed at how nice these buildings were, many looked like the nice hotels on the Vegas strip. Very elegant these buildings were. Porches, Jaguars, BMW's and Hummers flanked us by all sides, as these are obviously the cars yo own here...

When we got to the clinic site, I walked in to check out the room. The clinic here is being held in a boys High school, and had a very southwestern design to it. I walked in the room, and thought I walked into the Metropolitan Opera house! It was HUGE, nice red carpeting everywhere, with roews of very nicely upholstered seats, kind of like a NICE movie theater. The front row was lined with 10 of the biggest, fattest, most comfortable looking leather Lazyboy chairs you have ever seen (like huge thrones, no lie!). I was told those were for the board members and dignitaries. There was a huge screen on the stage, and all of the computer and technical lighting equipment to put on a Broadway play!

There are about 100 people in this clinic, and the audience is a bit more educated and diverse. I saw 2 women who definitely Arabian, and introduced my self, asking them the same. One was from the UK, and the other was from Knoxville Tennessee! They both were wives of husbands who were contracted to work in the UAE, and they both worked in coaching. I have to admit it was nice hearing someone who spoke English like myself, and the southern twang was an added bonus!

After the clinic, I was taken for a nice dinner at a restaurant right on the inlet of the ocean. The horizon of the city was stunning, and the food indescribably good. Had a plate of grilled beef, chicken, and lamb with vegetables and falafel bread and french fries. Of course I had my Orange Fanta as I have so started to rely on so much! We ate and watched the billion dollar yachts cruise by (kinda like being in Boca Raton or Ft. Lauderdale). It was very relaxing to say the least!

After dinner we went to a nearby mall to check things out. Marble floors, gold trim everything, extravagant lighting: it was all there! All the brand stores as well, at prices that are quite a bit cheaper than the U.S. They even had a Starbucks! I felt at home already...

Ok, it's 1:15am here now, doesn't feel like it at all! Going to teach drills tomorrow in the school's 50 meter pool...stinks to have all this right??

Will try to post some pics tomorrow! Have a great day, night, or whatever time it is wherever you are...

Ron

PS- the best news all day? NO BUTTON in the showers. Life is indeed good.

Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Follow up blog (3 things just came onto my radar!)



Three things I just found out:


1) The food here is UNBELIEVABLE! Just had a small sampler plate of baked lemon fish, mushroom ravioli, sauteed potatoes, soup and salad, and some awesome dessert! Honestly, may be the best hotel food I have ever had! woo hoo!

2) A semi-decent 10 year old age-group swimmer gets paid $1000 a month to swim by the government in hopes to keep them in the sport and make them succesful...$12k a year for a 10 year old!!! The National Team swimmers get $4000 a month, and there is no attendance requirement...

3) My bathroom toilet has a spray hose (a la bidet style). A little spray for my bum...cheeky baby, YEAH!

Ron

Abu Dhabi


So after a 3 hour flight, I landed in Abu Dhabi. The airport was quite nice, and the terminal looked like a giant clamshell, very nice architecture to say the least. The first thing I noticed upon walking outside? HELLO HEAT! It was 102 degrees, 100% humidity, and a blowing breeze (which only created the effect of a furnace blowing in the winter). My interpreter and driver, Mohammed (which if I didn't mention, is as common as Chris in the States) said this was actually cool...you GOTTA be kidding me!

Drove a bit through Abu Dhabi, passed one of the palaces-it was like the Biltmore House in size, only all built in marble. Abu Dhabi sits in the middle of the Sahara desert, and was created in 1973 when all the arab leaders of the desert villages (called SHAKES, and are basically multi-billionnaire oil tycoons) got together and said "why dont we all pull our money together and start a country?" Thus was created the United Arab Emirates (or UAE), and the journey to create a country of plush greenery and the worlds nicest and largest buildings, all in the middle of the desert!

My hotel is actually in the Al Jazira Sports Club, a huge professional sports facility housing a soccer stadium, tennis courts, track, and a 50 meter pool. The club has its own pro soccer team, which has access to 2 restaurants, workout facility, lounge, rehab rooms, and TV studio. It also has a 44 room hotel for the player's and coach's guests, which is where I am staying. The room is VERY nice, much nicer obviously than that in Cairo. I am also quite happy I will be able to workout again, starting to feel kinda sluggish!

Off to watch the club team practice here, then get some dinner. I am quite tired from the flight, may turn in early tonight. The clinic here starts tomorrow...

Ron

Monday, April 27, 2009

R & R for Ron and Reflections


My last day in Cairo (well other than on the return home, where I am stopping back through for lunch with my translator coach), my day was planned for me by the Egyptian Coaching Federation. It would entail a day at the Movambique Sports Club, a resort that was built to serve as an athletic facility and a social club. Got there around 11am, and was given a chair by the pool. It was a perfect day, sunny and around 85 degrees. You could see the pyramids off in the distance, and my legs started aching again thinking of the experience, lol. I layed in the sun for a while, think I actually fell asleep once or twice. I got into the pool a few times, the water was a chilly 76 degrees. But after you got in, it actually felt quite nice in the sun. Afterwards, I was taken to a building, where I got to relax in a jacuzzi, then a sauna. After I was nice and boiled, I was then treated to a 40 minute massage by the attendent. A refreshing shower and a change of clothes, and I was on the way back to the hotel. Of course I let my self get sunburnt, so now I will eventually resemble to skin color of the natives here!

In sitting here in my room, I had some time to replect on my Egyptian visit. There are things I am SO fortunate and glad to have had the opportunity to see, words can't express. Cairo is a very diverse city, a city not so much diverse by people but by religions. There are the Muslems (the majority), and the Christians. Although having obvious religious beliefs, everyone here in the city coexists quite well. There are many tourists that visit here, in talking to people, the people that the Egyptians despise the most are the Russians. They didn't say why, but I thought it was intereresting. Most people here actually LIKE the American people. many long to visit the States, it is a dream of theirs. I saw this as they went out of their way to protect American tourists visiting.

In my drives to the clinic, I saw a city of vibrance and of peaceful social interaction. Bit I also saw a city of poverty, pollution, and deterioration. We as Americans should truly be happy and grateful for the opportunities and freedoms we all share as a country. We really do have it good! I found myself wondering what the future of Cairo is. I wonder if it will survive another 4000 years, and if it will be led by people of forward thinking. Time will only tell I guess...

A good night of sleep, and I leave early in the morning for my trip to Abu Dhabi. A city BUILT on wealth, it will be interesting (and welcomed, believe me!) to see the differences.

My next posting will be from Abu Dhabi. Another hour lost for me, as there will then be an 8 hour time difference than here and the East Coast.

Until then!

Ron

Sunday, April 26, 2009

Cairo from the Car, oh!

Well the first clinic is complete! While it seemed chaotic at times, all the coaches told me it was a huge success. After about 100 more pictures, and 2 more "I love you's", I headed back to the hotel where I just finished another plate of spaghetti bolognese (it's all I care to eat compared to the other dishes). Tomorrow, I am being treated to the Movambique Sports Club, where I will receive a massage and use the entire facility for swimming, jaccuzi, and working out. I am excited to say the least!

I leave you with a video from about 2 min of my journey to the clinic. Today there was not much traffic at all, so you can only imagine how crazy it is during the week! Note the crazy people who blindly walk into traffic...

Good nite all!

Ron

Breakfast and"The Button"



Hello everyone! Well, after a solid night sleep, I have basically been a bum all day! I ordered a nice continental breakfast (see the pic) after I had perhaps the most challenging language banter yet. NO ONE here at the hotel speaks fluent english, and t;s starting to take a toll on me, lol! I tried to order pancakes this morning, to which room service had NO idea what I was talking about (it's even written in english in the menu!). After about 5 miniutes of me trying to succesfully tell them what I wanted, I gave up. I grabbed my menu, and proceeded to head to the lobby. After I showed the concierge what I wanted, he looks at me and says "ahhh, crepes!" CREPE'S??!!! I'm thinking to myself "I don't want no stinking poptarts!" So I just smiled, and told told him to send me up a continental breakfast instead, which he did, and it was wonderful. I actually had the closest thing to american coffee since I have been here, which was awesome. I should probably try to find the little girl whose doll house tea cup they borrowed for use as my coffee cup though!

So it may be a minor thing, but I thought I MUST tell you about "The Button". The bathrooms here in the hotel are the same as any typical hotel in the States. They have toliets, a sink, a mirror, and a spacious bath tub with a shower (not a european shower, which is much smaller). So upon taking my first shower here last week, I turned on the water, which was VERY hot (a plus for sure!) But upon turning the shower on, all I see is a small button. I'm thinking "wow, this is kinda cool, a botton to puch instead of a knob to pull or a lever to switch! Well, get this: you have to HOLD the button in in order to get the shower to work! Unbelievable!

Now if you have never tried to take a shower like this, it is perhaps one of the most difficult things I have ever done! Here I am, with one arm trying to hold the button in, and the other trying to use soap, washcloth, shampoo, etc...I know what most of you are thinking it can't be that hard, but trust me when I tell you it is! I went to the hotel gift shop to see if they sold super glue to use on the button to fix the situation, but they don't. The simple things we take for granted....

Lastly, everyone here asks where I am from. When I tell them the USA, everyone smiles big, and says "OHHHHHHHH, Barack Obama!" I just smile and nod, and say "Yes, Barack Obama". It was as if they knew him on a first name basis...they love him here, and hate "Little Booosh" as they call him. Oh well, everyone is entitled to their own opinions and beliefs!

It's the last night of the clinic, and honestly I am kinda ready to move on to Abu Dhabi...

Till next time!

Ron

Saturday, April 25, 2009

Pyramids, Arabs, and Camels, Oh my!







Long but fun day here in Cairo. Started by watching my host coach Omar's team this morning at 6am. I have to say I was certainly impressed by his swimmer's technique. They certainly had a grasp on strokes, he even had a 6 yr old boy that could swim butterfly better than many 18 year olds I know! The concept of training is the challenge here, most coaches don't want to waste time with drills, they just are constantly seeking "The Truth" in the secret to swimming fast...

So after practice, stopped by a Cafe called "Cilantro's", and had breakfast. My meal: a smoked turkey panini with chedder and a diet coke. That was about the closest to a breakfast I could get, I am starting to long for pancakes or a nice hot Chik Filet sandwich...

After breakfast, I was taken to tour the Egyptian pyramids located on the outskirts of Cairo. This BY FAR has been the highlight of my trip! Guys, I can't begin to tell you the feeling you get when you see the pyramids from afar in all of their splendor and mystique, and then get to where you can walk up close to them. THEY ARE HUGE (about 15 stories high) !!! When you walk to the base and look upwards, you seriously cannot see the top of the pyramid, just a huge wall of stones. The coaches assigned me a guide, Almayda, and she was a younger Islamic woman with great knowledge about history of Egypt. A word of warning: If you ever visit the pyramids, beware the traders that are like parasites, trying to sell you everything under the sun (literally)! They are ruthless and relentless, and are borderline abusive! Just look forward and don't say a word, and you'll be ok. So after a few pictures, I proceeded to walk into the second great pyramid to see the interior tomb. I won't lie, I was a little scared about the whole ordeal. You enter through a door, and down the ramp, to enter the tomb through a smalled stone entrance. Here's the scary part: you now are in a very faintly lit 4 ft high stone corridor that goes down into the tomb around 50 yds long. After that, there is a short chamber that is maybe 6 ft tall that is maybe 25 yards long, then back through a corridor (again 4ft high) and that travels upwards another 50 yards. Afterwards, there is a small cavern where you can lift your head to get air and not let your back cramp from being stooped over and squatted so low during the trek. Another 25 yards and you walk into a large chamber where the mummies and treasure were found. There is nothing spectacular about the room, sand floor, stone walls, and a musty smell. It is also about 120 degrees by now from the heat inside. I found myself straying with quiet, serene thoughts, wondering what it must have been like in here over 3000 years ago. Those thoughts were slowly overcome by a feeling of claustrophobia, and I made the journey out. It definitely was worth doing, though...afterwards, I was taken to the back of the pyramid, and was shown some more noteable architecture and tombs. After seeing all 3 pyramids, we went to the desert at the back of the pyramids, where I was treated to my first (and perhaps only ever!) ride on a camel. This my friends, was an experience. The camel (I was told his name is Snoopy), was lying down and I got onto the saddle. The tricky part: hanging on to the great beast as he gets up! For those of you that dont know (and I for one didnt), a camel stands up by first standing on his back legs (where I nearly am thrown over the head of Snoopy), the stands on his front (now I almost fall of the back of his rear end, where I am sure I will be kicked all the way to ther Nile)! But once he's up, we begin the journey to one of the pyramids. His handler, an arabian gentlemen that from what I heard was named Mkchhhryadshmed), led the way on foot, trying to impress me with his "best" english. A very bumpy ride indeed, it was actually not bad at all. I take that back: at one point, Snoopy made a god-awful, loud gurgling noise...I was sure his throat was being slit by the handler, but it was just a camel being a camel I guess. We stopped, took some pictures, and headed back. The handler handed me the rope, and simply said "pool back on the rope to stop". By the time I could say "huh?", he slaps the butt of the camel and the beast takes off like a demond possessed! Now I would like to say I immediately recalled what I was told by the handler, instead for a split second I was trying to remember where in my hotel my medical insurance card was. After we had covered 15 yards like a cheetah, I remembered by instructions, and pulled back on the reins and closing my eyes. Now being stopped, I grabbed the reigns and threw them at the smiling gentleman with the towel wrapped head. We proceeded back to the site, and it was time to negotiate the fee. I knew this was coming, by this guy would be a great car salesman back in the States. He says "my friend, normally that is a 600 pound ride (about $100), but because I like you, $60 will be fine" I was outraged, because I wasnt about to pay $60 for that. After some heated exchange (btw, I told him I was from England, Kensington specifically upon advice from my guide so I wouldnt be taken advantage of as many US citizens are), we agreed on $36 dollars. He wasn't very happy, and I was just afraid to get out of there with my life by this point. Then went to a few gift stores, a papyrus shop, and then back to the hotel. A short 40 minute nap, and was off to the clinic.

And here I am now, just finished off a plate of spaghetti bolognese and am watching some German programming. All in all, a good day, and a wonderful experience! Last day of the clinic tomorrow, then having a nice dinner cruise on the River Nile Monday...

More to report then!

Ron

PS- The air quality SUCKS here now, the pollution was unbearable today, eyes and throat are burning!

Friday, April 24, 2009

I LOVE you!


Well, at least that's what the concierge just told me when he called to make sure the internet was working. I had just spoken with him earlier in the lobby about the english language. It's his dream to visit the USA and maybe teach arabic to college students (he actually was tearing up talking about it!). He then proceeded to show me a piece of paper with some words that he had questions about. The words? The lyrics to "Hotel California", lol! It seems that the Egyptians don't know what colitas are, as well as sweat (yes, as in perspiration). But he seems a kind enough fellow, I may have to go correct him about his proclaimed love for me though...

The coaching counsulate took me to dinner this evening, to a very swanky restaurant. When the waiter found out I was American, they immediately moved us to a swanky, private VIP room. As I said, the hospitality here is unbelievable, borderline uncomfortable for me, but I want them to be happy, so I'll deal with it I guess :) On the menu tonight? A starter of a spicy salad, bread with a kind of hummice dip, and pickles. That was followed by Pigeon soup (yes, REAL pigeons), and so me being the gracious guest, said I liked it very much (well, it was quite tasty!). This appeased them very much, so what do they order me for the main course? Stuffed and grilled Pigeon. The former was stuffed with a spicy rice, the grilled just that. It tasted very similar to chickem, just with a little stronger flavor. They asked if we ate this in America, and I told them not at all (well maybe in Chinatown), they were shocked we didnt! Last but not least, I washed it all down with a diet coke...

The eving finished off with excitement as my host coach, Omar, proceed to hit a pedestrian with his car. Omar just said "oops", and laughed it off. Me? I'm looking behind us to see if the poor man is getting up. BUT, that's the culture here, and I'm sure that's not the first time it's happened!

Ok, off to bed here. Gonna only get about 4.5 hours sleep tonight as I am going to watch Omar's practice in the morning, then soend the late morning / early afternoon touring the pyramids. I will try to take some good pictures!

Good night till tomorrow,

Ron

History is abound...




So I just returned from the Egyptian National Museum, and one word describes it- WOW. You cannot imagine how many different things were discovered in the pyramids. The museum itself is HUGE, about the size of a large mall back in the states. It took me almost 3 hours to cover every room, and read / listen / learn about the history of Egypt. From Kings and Pharoahs to beds, statues, and jewelry, the museum easily has every single thing you can think of. I can only imagine how truly big the pyramids must be (guess I will find out tomorrow when I visit them).

The first day of the clinic went very well last night. About 100 coaches were in attendance, and they were all very eager to learn. I must have taken at least 50 pictures with them, and a handshake with someone drew in 3 other people who wanted to shake hands as well. I was told this beforehand, but someone who is a guest (well a keynote speaker I guess) is treated like a rock star here, which is somewhat odd for me. The egyptians go out of their way to get me anything I need, and a simple "thank you" just brings smiles on everyone's faces.

I am getting used to the insane driving by now, and I just prep myself by remembering when we hit someone in the road, its not personal! My host coach, Omar, drives a NICE Mercedes. On route to the clinic, another car bumped into him from the rear. In our country, where the owner would hop out, run to the rear of the car, and sum of the size of the lawsuit, Omar didn't bat an eye. Definitely a difference in what's important and what's not...

BTW, the pollution here is by far the worst I have ever experienced. There is a haze in the air, that is mostly exhaust and sand...I wonder what the health record is here!

Ok, off here soon to the clinic, maybe after a quick nap (I adjusted amazingly well to the time difference).

Will post more soon!

Ron

Thursday, April 23, 2009

Cairo: The Arrival


Well, after 12 hours on a plane and 5 hours of layover, I made it! The flight on Luftahnsa from Atlanta to Frankfurt is what I expected it to be: wonderful service, great food, and comfort. The flight from Frankfurt to Cairo was a new and unique experience. I had never flown Egyptair before, and what a surprising difference to what I was used to: first, an unknown rush to get everyone seated. The attendants actually encouraged you to crawl over people still putting their bags in the overhead bins. When I was barked at for kindly waiting on someone to move into the aisle, I knew I wasn't in Kansas anymore. The safety video was quite comical at best, and the food was a what's what of selection. The main act was the attendants blatent disregard for safety as they actually stood as the flight landed, and passengers walked up and down the plane while it touched down. Scary to say the least!

Upon landing, I entered the terminal not quite knowing what to expect. Surprisingly, the wait for my visa took maybe 30 seconds, and the same to go to customs. I was quite impressed to say the least! My bag arrived quickly as well, and upon exiting baggage claim, was greeted by my driver, and younger Egyptian man named Shariff. We went out to the van, and I was immediatly struck by how windy it was outside. It reminded me of a warm Florida night, which was quite nice. The trip to the hotel was another story...

For those of you that ever get to go to Cairo, you should just to witness thre traffic alone. My dealings with traffic in Atlanta and Los Angeles was mere childsplay compared to Cairo traffic. I would highly suggest a passenger either take Dramamine, or perhaps slide down in your seat and close your eyes. The following are the rules for driving in Cairo as I saw them:

1) However many lanes SEEM to appear on the highway may be subject to doubling at any given time
2) It is protocol to blow your horn every 3 seconds, no matter what the situation may be.
3) Any minivan on the road MUST be packed with 14 Egyptians at all times. If not, it is appropriate to stop and pick up people until that quota is reached.
3) Using your headlights is TOTALLY optional.
4) Covering your vehicle with flashing red and blue neon Christmas lights is also optional
5) You may not stand freely in the middle of the interstate / highway unless you are selling something. If you are NOT, well that's ok too!
6) Right of ways do not exist in Egypt
7) If you are merging into traffic, there is no need to look before you do so. If you made it without crashing, the coast was clear...
8) Money is saved in Cairo by not buying any silly traffic lights or highway signs. They only would make things easier...
9) If your car is the result of a fire or bombing, just leave it sitting in the middle of the highway, it will still be there when you come back for it later.
10) If you crash your vehicle, don't worry: there is no rubbernecking here, people will find away around you
11) When people are randonly walking into traffic, utilizing rule #2 is appropriate as they are hot by vehicles

Well, that's my perception of driving here. I couldn't even begin to believe how crazy it was, and everyone just dealt with it, no big deal!

After my 2 hour traffic ordeal and views of mosques and a crossing of the River Nile, I finally arrived at my hotel, the Zoser. In a busy part of downtown, the hotel is actually one of the nicer one's here. I didn't know how to take my being allowed to bypass the metal detector at the door as well as the armed guard, part of me thought it was cool, the other wondering how many other people get that treatment...But after checkin, I went to my room, which was adequate to US standards, maybe the beds a good bit smaller. It was kinda late, but I was starving, so I called room service, and after a 10 minute back and forth communication challenge, finally ordered a hamburger and fries. They couldnt understand why I didn't want the fried egg on it like they always came, but they obliged nonetheless.

After a decent night sleep, and some more communication 101 issues at breakfast, I am ready to start my day. The clinic starts at 5pm this afternoon, I can only imagine the challenges that await me as most people here can speak ok english, but really don't understand the meaning of what they are saying at all. I was asked this morning by the front desk clerk if he wrote daily notes in his dairy or his diary..oh well, it's something new, and helps me put things in oerspective while here...

That's it for now, until next time!

Ron

PS- The olives here are quite tasty for breakfast!

Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Pre-trip: Observations in Atlanta

If you have visited Concourse E (The International Concourse) in the Atlanta International Airport (it actually has like 5 names now, but I will refer to it as ATL here out), you should the next time you travel through. I haven't been on this concourse in a few years, and had forgotten the shock you get when you walk of the escalator. Most of us are used to walking through plain, dingy carpeted parts of airports that ring of 1983 decor and design, but "E" sets the standard!

Built in 1996 to welcome and accommodate delegations arriving for the Atlanta Olympics, I remember "E" being a big deal. The moment you walk into the main area, you are blinded by the bright lights, shiny silver and brass trimmings, and shimmering reflection off the highly polished marble floor. The circular bar in the center is packed with passengers toasting champagne, and women comparing karots in their diamonds. Once your eyes settle down, your ears take over as you are cascaded by a tuxedoed gentleman playing piano music on a baby grand piano. Immediately following, your nose takes over and you are struck by multiple smells of freshly made food. The choices are endless: High End sushi, Mexican, Japanese, Italian, and Greek Bistros. If that doesn't do it for you, there is of course a McDonalds...

Just past the restaurants, stores selling jewels, luxury sunglasses, handbags, clothing, you name it, its here! Of course, each store is packed with international visitors eager to take advantage of our weakened dollar. It's funny watching everyone shop, you would think they were at a flea market!

Ok, my flights about to leave here soon. If for some strange reason my flight gets cancelled, I won't be too upset, I'm sure I may find a hotel on this concourse if I look hard enough...On to Cairo!

Sunday, April 19, 2009

THE NEXT BEST THING TO BEING THERE!

Hello my friends! The purpose of this blog is simple: I wanted to document my upcoming trip to the Middle East and Europe, and give you my experiences, thoughts, and pictures (maybe even video!) for you to enjoy! Details about my trip are below:

Purpose: As a representative of the American Swim Coaches Association, I will speaking to hundreds of coaches from Egypt, The United Arab Emirates, and from various places around Europe. I will also be teaching clinics on how to learn the Fundamentals of Coaching, and help these coaches better enhance a currently not very strong competitive swimming program.

Dates: The dates of my trip are as follows:

Tuesday, April 21st Travel Day
Wednesday, April 22nd Arrive in Cairo
Thursday, April 23rd-Monday, April 27th Clinics in Cairo
Tuesday, April 28th Travel Day
Wednesday, April 29th-Sunday, May 3rd Clinics in Abu Dhabi
Monday, May 4th Travel back to Cairo
Tuesday, May 5th Travel to Frankfurt Germany
Wednesday, May 6th Travel back to the US

I should have a good amount of down time, so I will definitely try to get some good pictures, and will try to update the blog daily. These locations are 6 hours ahead of East Coast time, so keep that in mind...

I hope you enjoy this! Let me know if there's anything you want to see!

Ron